Life is pain. Anyone who says differently is selling something. 🙂…
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The Three Ages of Marriage: Twenty is when you watch the TV after. Forty is when you watch the TV during. Sixty is when you watch the TV instead.…
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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.…
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When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I’ve never tried before.…
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If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?…
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All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.…
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Marriage is “give” and “take”. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway.…
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Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.…
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If you can keep that smile there, I’m yours.…
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Listen, are you breathing just a little and calling it a life?…
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When I hear somebody sigh: “Life is hard,” I am always tempted to ask: “Compared to what?”…